So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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