***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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Do I have a choice?
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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