just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
A bitchslap is in order.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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