i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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