There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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