We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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