This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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Even my vagina gasped.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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