I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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