yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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