Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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