Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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