Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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