just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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