That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
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i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN