I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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