Where is the hickey?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
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Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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