Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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