Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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