do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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