We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax