Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
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Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED