Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?