Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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He better not be in your backpack
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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