There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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