She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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