Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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