spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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