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In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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