His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize