hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
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Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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