And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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Me and I got head
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