Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize