literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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