and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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