hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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