OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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