It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
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Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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