Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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