sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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