If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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