ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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