You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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