im holly from the hills drunk
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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