come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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