Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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