I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm going to jail i love you
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.