Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.