She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.