Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.