just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.