another moral hangover. fuck.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize