Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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