At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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