Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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